Tweedle Dum and Tweedle De (Aurelia and Irvines)

by **Aurelia 'Shadow' Vance** Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:50 pm

Aurelia had heard that the twins were back in the British Rebels base and she wondered what they were doing here, they weren't due back from an attack, as Aurelia had not sent them, and she walked through the rather large building she had managed to conceal towards the medical department.

Opening the door she looked on at the twins and her mouth opened in shock, Jack looked like Hell on legs and like he was only moments away from death, and James didn't look that much better, but at least all his organs were still inside his body.

"What the HELL happened?!?" she cried out "You two weren't supposed to go out on an attack tonight, who the hell did this to you?"

With that she busied herself around the medical center, ringing the bell for the Healer once more, but placing a statis charm on Jack so that he would not be able to move or speak, but he wouldn't loose any more blood.

by **James Irvine** Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:10 am

James had been glaring at his brother when Aurelia marched into the room and immediately exploded, wanting to know what had happened. He could say he blamed her. He wasn't in the best of states and Jack literally had a hole in his gut,

"Tis fuck'r go' our entir' home tow' killed by a feckin' vampire tha's wha' happened." he ground out, still obviously pissed at Jack, "Turns ou' tis stupid fecker wen' out an' made a hobby o' killin' vamps. An importan' one go' pissed. Real feckin pissed."

James moved over to his brother and pulled the knife out of his chest in one smooth motion. He scowled,

"Because o' tis fecker 457 humans are dead. No' even te mention us."

by **Jack Irvine** Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:14 am

Jack was in a lot of pain right now but even then he was able to tell when Aurelia walked into the room. He almost let out a sigh of relief. At least Aurelia wouldn't get quite as pissed at him as James was. His own brother seemed to want to let him bleed out right about now,

"H-heyo ter boss..." he greeted Aurelia with a small, hesitant, smile, "Tis...? Tis is jus'... erm... it's jus' a scratch?"

He scowled at his brother before letting out a small noise of pain as the knife was finally removed from his chest. Groaning, he glared at his brother,

"Look I said I was sorry din' I?" he spat out, literally spitting some blood out, before looking sheepish, "Besides... if she's as ol' as we tink she won' be alone."

by **Aurelia 'Shadow' Vance** Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:28 am

Aurelia looked at James and her jaw dropped open, she had been told by him that there would be a lot of problems with vampires because of Jack but now it looked like they were going to be almost swamped with this dialemma, and she could almost kill Jack right this moment.

Eyes flashing Aurelia placed a hand on her forehead and groaned a little bit, they were both complete idiots, now they were going to be targets for life until that vampire finally killed them.

"I don't quite think that sorry is going to cut it Jack." Aurelia sighed "You have a pissed off strong vampire on your tails when we need both of you to be fit and ready to fight our cause!"

When the healer entered she started to regrow the kidney that Jack had lost, it being the most important things at that moment in time, and Aurelia hummed;

"How did you manage to piss this vampire off Jack? The real reason this time." she said with her eyes twinkling.

by **James Irvine** Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:36 am

James just stood by the wall and scowled at his brother. God knows being stuck with the studid fucker as a brother sucked. But now it seemed that it was going to be made dangerous just to be near the guy. Or more dangerous at any rate. Seeing that Aurelia was content to simply chew Jack out without talking to him, James closed his eyes and tried to ignore his own injuries. He'd get them sorted out after Jack's injuries were sorted.

When Aurelia asked Jack for the real reason why the vampire had come after them he gritted his teeth. He was not going to beat his brother. He had to keep telling himself that. The sheer stupidity of Jack's reason was enough to require James to beat the crap out of him when he was fully healed again,

"O' tis will be goo'..." he took a seat, wincing in pain at some of his broken bones, "I wan' te see ye explain tis one."

by **Jack Irvine** Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:43 am

Jack chuckled sheepishly and scratched the back of his head. Or he tried to anyway. What he actually ended up doing was coughing up more blood and twitching one arm. He shook his head a little bit, smiling nervously,

"Well tis is jus' a flesh woun' Aurelia darlin. I'll be back te fightin strength in no time!" he tried to joke before he ended up almost coughing up a lung, "Okay... migh' take a lil longer tan expected..."

Sighing happily as not only was his kidney beginning to regrow but the pain was also lessening. He glared at his brother and flipped him off before chuckling nervously,

"Well... I've bee' goin te te creature hangou's... an' I mighta... kinda..." he looked away, "Killed four hundre' an' fifte seven vamps... fer spor'... while referencin' Twilight..."

by **Aurelia 'Shadow' Vance** Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:49 am

Aurelia knew some limited healing magics and she decided that since Jack was now back to being his normal moronic self, that didn't even take that long, she would go and help out James, the saner of the two twins and maybe she would be able to calm down a little bit.

"Hold still." she said quietly as she took out her wand and managed to use several spells to heal the broken bones that James had, but that was as much as she could do "I suppose you'll live, you're lucky that vampire wasn't in a more serious mood."

Twitching when Jack told her the real reason why the vampire had become so pissed off at Jack, Aurelia turned around and she looked at him with fire in her eyes, marching forwards she slapped him hard across the jaw;

"You IDIOT!" she shouted "You put both of your safety at risk because of some crappy novel series? Fucks sake Jack, I thought you'd manage to wise up while you were away, you're still the same moron as before!"

Turning to James Aurelia let her shoulders sag; "Whats you're info on this vampire?"

by **James Irvine** Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:58 am

James sighed a little bit when Aurelia came over to help him with some of his injuries. While not life threatening they were rather painful. He gave Aurelia a brief smile of thanks. He wasn't sure if he was off of her shit-list after all,

"Tanks." he said quietly, groaning slightly as several of his broken bones snapped back together. It was as painful as when they were first broken but at least they would heal now, "Nah she was serious. I was lucky tha she seemed te mainly wan' te skin Jackie alive."

He would have found Aurelia chewing Jack out rather funny if it weren't for the fact that it was true. A lot of people had died because of Jack's excuse for a sport. He shrugged slightly when Aurelia asked about the information on the vampire,

"Ter's no' much bu' I managed te dig sometings up." he told her before shrugging, "She ol', real feckin old. No other vamps know how old. An' she's bee' spendin' a lo' o' time in Germany."

by **Jack Irvine** Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:08 am

Jack flinched when he saw the look in Aurelia's eyes, which caused more blood to escape from his wounds and the healer to glare at him as well. It was not feeling good to be him right about now. When she slapped him across the face he worked his jaw,

"No' sure I deserved tha..." he muttered to himself before speaking up, "In me defence it was an awful lo' o' fun! An' I did tin ter numbers a lo' so tha' tey won' be able te help te germans too much."

It was a very thin defence of his actions and everyone knew it. When James explained that the vampire had been seen in Germany recently he flinched,

"O' I get te feelin I'm gunna ge' slapped again..."

by **Aurelia 'Shadow' Vance** Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:25 am

Aurelia blinked when James said that the vampire had been seen in Germany and she felt the anger rise up inside of her, could it be that because of what Jack had done that they were now going to have to worry about the vampire attacking on behalf of the Germans?

Barely stopping herself from reaching forwards and slapping Jack again, Aurelia bid the healer to hurry up and finish the job, she'd beat him up when he was healed, it would be a lot more fair.

"She's been seen in Germany you say, and she's very old...older than any vampires can remember, that means we have to hit the history books to find references to her...you have a name?" she asked James, seemingly ignoring Jack, the idiot, in the corner.

Hearing a whistling, Aurelia stepped aside as a bottle was thrown into the room through a window she didn't even know was open, picking it up with a cloth she opened it, inside was a note addressed to James, it read;

'Dear Mr. James Irvine,

My apologies for the way that I acted towards you in battle, I wish you to know that it was nothing personal as I saw the way you scorned your brother for his actions. I want you to know that it is purely from the faults of your brother I persue you, and you group.

Until we meet again.

Charlie Disneur.

P.S. The best way to find out about me, is to ask me directly.'