Re: Wishes of the Genie

[Guest]

Okay, lets try this again...

Granted but... uh... I don't know how I'm supposed to mess this up. The annoying boy falls off the astronomy tower?

I wish I could wear sneakers to work.

[Humphrey Williams]

Ouch! I see how it is, murder at Hogwarts!

Granted! But nothing bad happens and you get tons of compliments on your kicks.

I wish I had a pair of Converse sneakers.

[Guest]

The point of the game is to make something bad happen from the wish. XD

Granted, but they're stolen hours after you finally got them.

I wish faeries were real

[Humphrey Williams]

I know, your character hates compliments and love and good things for most people, remember?

Granted! Faeries are real, haven't you read A Midsummer Night's Dream?

I wish I was Robin Goodfellow, better known as Puck!

[Guest]

How would you know that?

Granted but then the Puck is written out of the play.

I wish more people liked Lady Macbeth, the woman was awesome.

[Humphrey Williams]

Granted! but everybody hates Hamlet for some reason.

I wish I had a guitar so I could play a plain white t's song.

[Guest]

Granted but as soon as you start playing, the Gods of Copyright unfairly smite you down. XD

I wish it wasn't so sunny out today.

[Horst Sollmann]

Aww...

Granted! But it is raining instead.

I wish I had a pet penguin.

[Guest]

Granted, but its one of those military penguins from Madagascar. XD

I wish I could go to the cinema and catch a movie right now.

[Humphrey Williams]

Those are the absolute best ones.

Granted! But you have to watch Breaking Dawn Part 1. Sorry, but you were asking for that one and I had to get you back for that earlier twilight torture thing.

I wish I could be a character in the LOTR. Or in Harry Potter...

[Guest]

Granted but you get to be an Orc or James Potter. Or Lily Evans even.

I wish I had some food! *is hungry*

[Humphrey Williams]

Yay, I love all three options.

Granted! but you get a stomach ache after.

I wish I wasn't a complete idiot when it comes to dating and asking girls out.

[Guest]

Granted but the ones you manage to ask out spend the date telling you they are on Team Edward/Team Jacob.

Hint: tell them you like/have Disney movies. Trust me, it will work.

I wish House Lannister would win the Game of Thrones on LJ again this time.

[Humphrey Williams]

I've tried it, because I do have tons of disney movies and I sing along to most of them, but it doesn't work.

Granted! But your favorite character joins the other side and kills off his former close friends.

I wish that I had a build that actually showed that I have muscles. Stupid lean frame.

[Guest]

Granted but now everyone's too scared to go near you.

I wish I was taller. *just had to ask someone to help her retrieve files from the top shelf*

[Lucia Henley]

Granted! But now your head scrapes the top of the St. Peter's Church.

I wish I was calmer.

[Guest]

Granted but now you can't get excited about anything.

I wish all the files were on computer so we didn't have to look through dusty boxes in the store room.

[Guest]

Granted! But then before you can back them up your computer crashes and there is no way of ever retrieving the files!

I wish the boys at school didn't bully me & my friends just cause we're obsessed with Harry Potter.

[Guest]

Granted but then they bully you over something else. Bullies don't need a reason.

(There is no "proper" reason for bullying, and it happens only because some people are idiots who try to justify their own hurtful actions. My advice, ignore them or report them)

I wish I could go to the beach.

[Guest]

Granted! But when you arrive it's to discover that the beach is so packed with people you can't sit anywhere.

I wish I could have a horse (glares at Molls)

[Guest]

Granted but its a bad tempered one that won't let you ride it.

I wish I had a frap right now.

[Humphrey Williams]

Granted! But it is knocked over by a five year old boy when he runs by.

I wish that I was in Willy Wonka's awesome Candy and Chocolate Factory.

[Lucia Henley]

Granted! But you get kicked out for your insolence and without having tasted the chocolate!

I wish I was in Narnia.

[Humphrey Williams]

Granted! But the dwarves working for the White Witch capture you and bring you to her tied securely in thick ropes.

I wish that Darren Criss had played Harry Potter in all the films.

[Airen Auditoren]

Granted, but all the movies sucked due to Daniel Radcliffe seeking revenge.

I wish that I was Legolas.

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