Re: Wishes of the Genie

by Guest Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:41 am

Killer plants! Ahhh!

Granted! Now it doesn't work at all.

I wish so much popular music didn't contain smut.

by Guest Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:45 am

Granted but now all your music devices break

I wish for more close friends

by Guest Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:51 am

Granted, but now they're suffocating you.

I wish people didn't always preach Apple products to me. I'm happy with my Samsung.

by **Briony Romain** Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:37 am

Granted! Now they preach Blackberry shizzle Razz

I wish I didn't have any homework Sad

by **Richard Romain** Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:38 am

Granted but now you have ten times as many exams Sad

I wish I could speak fluent german! Very Happy

by **Briony Romain** Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:40 am

Meanie! D:

Granted! But you can only speak it when you're alone Razz

I wish that I had a working computer.

by **Richard Romain** Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:42 am

Granted but it has no internet connection Sad

I wish that I had more Iphone connector cables Razz

by **Briony Romain** Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:45 am

Granted!
But now your iPhone gets stolen so you don't need them Razz

I wish that I had more hoodies to keep me warm Smile

by **Richard Romain** Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:46 am

Granted but then you forget to wear them Razz

I wish my hair wasn't so irritating -.-

by **Briony Romain** Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:49 am

Granted!
Now you have short hair and tiger is sad as she cannot play with it Sad

I wish that I had a non-broken bed

by **Richard Romain** Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:58 am

Granted!
Now it's a smaller bed that muffin and tiger can't fit on together Sad

I wish that Sandy wasn't such a massive pervert Razz

by **Briony Romain** Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:03 am

Awwww noes! D:

Granted!
Now hes privately a pervert and ships Sandrom Razz

I wish I didn't have this dog.

by Guest Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:43 pm

Granted, now you have other, worse dogs.

I wish Winds of Winter would come out quickly!

by **Humphrey Williams** Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:49 am

Granted! But before you can read it, the book is dropped in a fire and bursts into a flames, leaving you with a pile of ashes.

I wish that The Hobbit was already in theatres.

by Guest Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:58 am

Oh well, so long as I can get another copy. XD

Granted, but now you can't go see it no matter how badly you want to.

I wish coffee still kept me awake and energized.

by **Humphrey Williams** Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:02 am

Alack and Alas! How cruel fate can be. I know, I will simply write my own script and make my own cast and direct it, write it, play one of the characters, and do the stage director jobs as well.

Granted! But now you are overstimulated and have a sleepless night.

I wish I could become a character in a book and live out his story.

by Guest Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:18 am

Meh, wouldn't be my first sleepless night.

Granted, but you get to be Edward Cullen from Twilight. XDDDD

I wish I could go to Paris in June.

by **Humphrey Williams** Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:33 pm

Nooooo, not the evil sparkling vampire! That was a low blow, pure evil.

Granted! But you are attacked by a street artist wearing a beret. He breaks his canvas over your head.

by Guest Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:35 pm

As long as I still get to attend my cousin's wedding, I'll take the canvas.

You forgot to make a wish for me to ruin! XD

by **Humphrey Williams** Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:05 pm

My apologies, here is the wish.

I wish that I had a genie of the lamp as funny as Robin Williams.

by Guest Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:18 pm

Granted, but you also get a Jafaar and an angry princess who's tiger wants to rip you to pieces. XD

I wish it didn't rain every single day over here.

by **Humphrey Williams** Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:00 am

Haha, amusing me with your talk of rain complaint. I have a couple inches of snow and ice where I am it.

Granted! But on the days that it isn't raining it is always ten degrees below zero degrees Fahrenheit.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

by Guest Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:45 am

Granted, but she's a Twilight fan and thinks Shakespeare copied Romeo and Juliet from Taylor Swift. *evil cackle*

I wish I had an idea for my Big Bang story, it needs to be finished in a week.

by **Humphrey Williams** Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:04 am

Okay, now you are being cruel.

Granted! but your idea gets stolen by Winky the house elf.

I wish to be transported to Narnia.

by Guest Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:18 am

Sorry, but I didn't know a worse way to ruin the girlfriend wish.

Granted, but you get captured by the White Witch and enslaved the moment you set foot in it.

I wish Disney endings were real.