Re: Wishes of the Genie

by **Humphrey Williams** Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:01 pm

Granted! But you get killed by Gimli's wife because you spend too much time with him. (Legolas is my favorite elf)

I wish that I was as good an author as J. R. R. Tolkien.

by **Airen Auditoren** Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:21 pm

Granted, but you get sued plagiarism.

I wish that I was Aragorn's son.

by **Humphrey Williams** Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:25 pm

Granted! But you fall in love with an elf who doesn't love you back. After pursuing her, she gets angry and stabs you with an elf-forged knife.

I wish that I was Turin Tarambar.

(Do you know who Turin Tarambar is Airen?)

by **Airen Auditoren** Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:29 pm

Granted, but as soon as you enter the modern world, you get killed by a sniper.

I wish I was Ezio Auditore

(Sort of, all I know is that he was a character of Tolkien's.)

by **Humphrey Williams** Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:40 am

Turin Tarambar is from The Silmarillion. He is also known as Dernhelm and kills Glaurung who is a beast of a dragon. His is probably the most tragic tale because he loses his memory, and ends up killing his sister who he married because both of them have been delirious for times. Neither of them have much of a memory.

Granted! But on one of your missions an archer shoots you from a rooftop and you die soon after because it was tipped with a deadly poison.

I wish that J. K. Rowling would write another series of books with the four founders of Hogwarts as the main characters.

by **Airen Auditoren** Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:49 am

Thanks for the info. I may want to read it.

Granted, but the series is almost three times as long, and the founders soon replace the golden trio as HP universe icons.

I wish that I was the best pilot in the world.

by **Raziel Ciero** Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:12 am

Granted!
Now you have the most annoying co-pilot in the world and can't escape him Razz

I wish I was uber attractive Razz

by **Humphrey Williams** Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:09 am

Granted! But then all your boyfriends just want you because of your body and view you as an object and don't listen to you at all.

I wish I had a magic lamp. Like the one in Aladdin.

by **Raziel Ciero** Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:27 am

Granted!
But as soon as you touch it it poofs somewhere else and you have to find it again.

I wish that I could meet Jason Isaacs and snoggle him silly Razz

by **Humphrey Williams** Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:41 am

Granted! No idea who Jason Isaacs is but I hope he insults you on terrible kissing after he snogs you.

I wish that I was a wizard!

by **Raziel Ciero** Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:16 am

Hurt man. Hurt.
And he plays Lucius Malfoy, that man Wink

Granted!
But you fail at being one and are kicked out of Hogwarts because you're practically a Squib :/

I wish that I would get a nice answer to one of these wishes Razz

by **Humphrey Williams** Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:42 pm

Ah, yes. He does a brilliant job. Excellent job casting him as Lucius.

Well, at least I gave it a shot.

Granted! You end up marrying the man of your dreams and having two adorable daughters and one mischievous son.

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!