Oh, I Love Disney!

[Humphrey Williams]

Oh, I love Disney!

Granted! But sadly the tragic Disney endings are real too.

I wish I was a Dragon Rider, like the ones in the Inheritance Cycle.

[Guest]

Granted, but your dragon eats you.

I wish there was chocolate chip ice cream available where I am right now.

[Humphrey Williams]

All this cookie talk is making me want to put on my cookie monster shirt (yes I have one), go bake cookies, and then eat them all!

Granted! But the ice cream ends up having trace amounts of poison in it.

I wish I was the author of an amazing fantasy series.

[Guest]

Death by ice cream, possibly one o the best ways to go!

Granted, but like must amazing fantasy authors, ninety percent of the people in the world don't even know you or your work exists.

I wish my skin wasn't so damn sensitive!

[Humphrey Williams]

Very true.

Granted! But now instead of sensitive skin you are completely numb to everything.

I wish that everybody appreciated Star Wars as much as it should be appreciated.

[Guest]

Granted, but now it has so many irrational crazed fans that it automatically turns intelligent people off.

I wish dressmakers would deviate from their recent designs which only seem to be limited to "slutty" and "more slutty". *remembers a time when skirts weren't glorified belts and shirts weren't pretending to be dresses*

[Humphrey Williams]

Granted! but you may only wear shades of blue and pink.

I wish that every girl had a sweet (kind definition) personality.

[Guest]

Granted, but in addition to being kind, they are also slow and irresponsible.

I wish all the characters I support in books/movies/shows/anime/manga/comics/plays/musicals didn't always end up dead.

[Humphrey Williams]

Granted! but all the second favorites are murdered as well as your third favorites.

I wish mythical creatures were real.

[Guest]

Granted but they destroy the world.

I wish adults weren't stared at for wanting a toy with their happy meal. *had to pretend I was getting the Mufasa toy for my nonexistent five year old nephew*

[Humphrey Williams]

That is the best way and what I was hoping for. I fought to the bitter end and managed to kill: The Kraken, and a Cyclops

Yes, yes, yes! I agree whole-heartedly. Granted! but the toy you get breaks when you open the bag it comes in.

I wish I could play in the McDonald's Playland without getting looked at strangely. (6'0" 170 lb. 18 yr old)

[Guest]

*can't ride the merry go round for the same reason - being over eight years old and four feet tall*

Granted but as soon as you get in there, all the other adults join you and you don't even have space to breathe, let alone play.

I wish I had a better signing voice.

[Humphrey Williams]

Granted! But your voice is destroyed because a siberian huskey nearly ripped out your jugular but missed and damaged your vocal chords.

I wish I could use my excellent singing voice without my terrible nervous problem of performing solos on stage or in front of friends.

[Guest]

Granted, but no one shows up to hear you sing.

I wish I could go home and sleep, right now!

[Humphrey Williams]

Bed and Home Granted! But a gigantic thunderstorm passes through and stops you from sleeping.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Guest]

I doubt even a hurricane can keep me awake at this rate.

Granted but your dragon ends up burning you alive.

I wish I still had time to watch cartoon network.

[Humphrey Williams]

The best way to be killed by a dragon.

Granted! But adult swim and adventure time are cancelled permanently.

I wish cartoon network still played anime in the prime time slots like they used to.

[Guest]

Granted, but they only play one episode a month instead of daily/weakly showings.

I wish Clash of Kings (the show) would be out already.

[Humphrey Williams]

Granted! But you have to invite me over to watch it with you.

I wish it was march 23rd, because that is when Katniss Everdeen becomes the girl on fire on the silver screen!

[Guest]

Granted but your government bans the movie from being released for whatever reason so all you have to do on that date is watch paint dry. XD

I wish people didn't always jump down my throat for being a "semi" vegetarian.

[Humphrey Williams]

Granted! But you have to explain how you are "semi" vegetarian.

I wish I knew more Asians.

[Guest]

I don't eat red meat (cows, goats, etc) because I saw a religious slaughtering at the age of five and was traumatized for months.

Granted, but they all force you to study/concentrate on your schoolwork/plan for your future/generally expect you to do better no matter how hard you're trying.

I wish I had gotten into Hogwarts instead of a snobby private school.

[Humphrey Williams]

Granted! But...I wish you were placed in Gryffindor and have to put up with an annoying boy all day.

[Guest]

I shall deal with being a Gryffindor by pretending I'm a Lannister instead. *is actually a proper sorted Lannister of Casterly Rock on LJ*

You need to make a wish...

[Humphrey Williams]

My wish was you being in Gryffindor and that was also the but.

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